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officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

rosaparking:

rnacintosh:

rosaparking:

im craving asparagus wtf is wrong with me

it’s better than craving for her to love me back

i dont know what to say im sorry

ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

panducky:

if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.

(Source: reshirum)

imawalkingtravestyy:

i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.

stability:

sinnersdisguise:

stability:

By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air

fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh

Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.

anfagistan:

scarydoka:

is obama a japanese schoolgirl now or something

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omg kawaii

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