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earthnation:

my room isn’t messy it’s grunge

captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

(Source: faithlehaane)

andrewquo:

I tweeted about going outside and my buddy wanted proof seeimage

but little did he know imageI DIDN’T EVEN GO OUTSIDE

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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bublog:

That one time BUB redefined “the selfie” 
vanjalen:

95% of that ice cream is still good time is truly of the essence

" Call your mother. Tell her you love her. Remember you’re the only person who knows what her heart sounds like from the inside. "

- wow this made me sad.  (via girlsloveprettygirls)

(Source: pobredreamer)

lilpomseed:

Boy: I’m 6’5”
Me: Ok but u also ugly

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