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alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

bloomai:

sonicomod:

foreveralone-lyguy:

what the fuck is that and why is it all sad and alone

look at its haircut haha nerd


haha

meladoodle:

one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 60 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 30 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

(Source: meladoodle)

nicolasiscaged:

[12 year old kid from the 50s who plays baseball voice] why i oughta

(Source: thiccthot)

majortvjunkie:

do I focus on the long arm or shit yourself

canadianslut:

tumblr is the saddest on the weekends because we see who has a life and who doesn’t

necromancer:

I’m listening

becausewhynoteathumans:

im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time

orangewave:

sagethenate:

orangewave:

i mean really, who doesn’t want to be a mermaid

the little mermaid

fucking christ

tavrisprite:

tavrisprite:

so basically um im horny 

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do you know what these all say?

"hi horny im dad"

(Source: um-stop)

prettyboyshyflizzy:

vulgar lol
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