you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and ugly and annoying
(Source: cybergirlfriend)
cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues
FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…
It tastes like an accident
i genuinely don’t understand how two people magically like each other at the same time.
